Car stickers Part 3
CAR STICKERS…
© Raj Arumugam, 2007
Final in a series of 3 Parts
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FACT 1 |
Did you know that car stickers were the first form of blogging in the world?
Yeah – people write short messages and stick them up on their rear windows, their bumpers, their foreheads….that’s blogging…
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FACT 2 |
And then the talkative people invented computers so they can put up long unreadable blogs on sulekha and get ranked!
Yeah – trust me – that’s the true history of blogging – from our primitive days of car- sticker blogging to the NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ANYONE computer blogging.
Conclusion
Tail-gating and horning are not a good idea
Don’t tail-gate or follow someone too close. You never know what’s going to happen next.
Don’t horn unnecessarily – or else!
Now here is where it can get a bit rude –so if you are the sensitive sort, make a detour!
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If you can read this, you’re too close! Back off!
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Don’t come too close. I fart
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Old Fart
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Don’t Horn. I’m Deaf
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The closer you come The slower I’ll go
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Want to kiss my arse?
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Back off!
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Keep your nose off my butt!
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You got a problem?
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Women drivers
Watch out – women drivers may be gorgeous, but as these stickers show you – they can be dangerous too!
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This Bitch Bites
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Nasty Bitch Inside
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Baby on board Now fully grown, gorgeous – and dangerous.
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Tough luck! My husband’s just behind you!
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Beach babe!
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Bitch babe!
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Miscellaneous voices
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I’d rather be playing golf
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I’d rather be fishing
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Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
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Don’t follow me. I’m going fishing.
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Cool. Desirable – the best! Not the car – the driver.
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Watch out. This driver can’t drive straight!
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Want to exchange cars? (Any car is better than the one I drive.)
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Say buddy, can you spare a dime?
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My old man died in an accident and left me this crappy car. I even had to fix it!
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Drink and drive – and you’re a bloody idiot
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This car for sale Pay now and never see me again.
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Conclusion
Hope you enjoyed this series of 3 blogs on Car stickers.
Drive carefully and keep your eyes on the road – not on those silly stickers!
Remember: CAR
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WARNING
I warn you – if you send me notes asking for those despicable slogans, I’ll publish your names in my next sulkeha blog entitled:
DESPICABLE PEOPLE ASKING
FOR DESPICABLE SLOGANS.
Plenty of love and drive carefully.
P.S. Well, I guess I could sell you those despicable slogans for an undisclosed fee. Please make all cheques payable to Raj Arumugam Despicable Slogans Pty Ltd.
Absolutely NO refunds.
© Raj Arumugam., all rights reserved.
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