a collection of slogans, sayings, warnings and plain rude words I’ve collected from car stickers on bumpers, rear windows, foreheads of drivers, etc...
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CAR STICKERS…© Raj Arumugam, 2007
Final in a series of 3 Parts
Did you know that car stickers were the first form of blogging in the world?
Yeah – people write short messages and stick them up on their rear windows, their bumpers, their foreheads….that’s blogging…
And then the talkative people invented computers so they can put up long unreadable blogs on sulekha and get ranked!
Yeah – trust me – that’s the true history of blogging – from our primitive days of car- sticker blogging to the NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ANYONE computer blogging.
Tail-gating and horning are not a good idea
Don’t tail-gate or follow someone too close. You never know what’s going to happen next.
Don’t horn unnecessarily – or else!
Now here is where it can get a bit rude –so if you are the sensitive sort, make a detour!
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If you can read this, you’re too close! Back off!
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Don’t come too close.
I fart
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The closer you come
The slower I’ll go
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Keep your nose off my butt!
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Women drivers
Watch out – women drivers may be gorgeous, but as these stickers show you – they can be dangerous too!
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Baby on board
Now fully grown, gorgeous –
and dangerous.
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Tough luck!
My husband’s just behind you!
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Miscellaneous voices
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I’d rather be playing golf
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Don’t follow me.
I’m lost too.
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Don’t follow me.
I’m going fishing.
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Cool. Desirable – the best!
Not the car – the driver.
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Watch out.
This driver can’t drive straight!
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Want to exchange cars?
(Any car is better than the one I drive.)
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Say buddy, can you spare a dime?
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My old man died in an accident and left me this crappy car.
I even had to fix it!
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Drink and drive –
and you’re a bloody idiot
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This car for sale
Pay now and never see me again.
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Conclusion
Hope you enjoyed this series of 3 blogs on Car stickers. Drive carefully and keep your eyes on the road – not on those silly stickers! Remember: CAR STICKERS ARE ROAD HAZARDS! |
WARNING
I warn you – if you send me notes asking for those despicable slogans, I’ll publish your names in my next sulkeha blog entitled:
DESPICABLE PEOPLE ASKING
FOR DESPICABLE SLOGANS.
Plenty of love and drive carefully.
P.S. Well, I guess I could sell you those despicable slogans for an undisclosed fee. Please make all cheques payable to Raj Arumugam Despicable Slogans Pty Ltd.
Absolutely NO refunds.
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he he ... good ones!
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