Why Emily does not use spellcheque

Text © Raj Arumugam, June 2008; picture:bunringwell.org

I kannot spelz well

and Mr Ratz scolds me

dat I do not rite Indligsh;

but I sayz

my meaningz cleer;

and I don’t care to use spellzcheque

Tommy my elder broder syaz

at schoolz hiz teavher said:

chilren,

don’t use spelzchque

make miztakez so I kan kelp u

(az u can zee,

et home, I hav a very hepful broder)

alzo

I don’t use spelzchque

kos the people who put them togatheeer

are two konventional 
laik konventioanl oven

and such peolple will mik

all the wolrd  the same

but we, you and and me Emily

want the worldz to be diffenrnet

cos the wordl in rality

is neveer neveer thr same…

so yhou two,

if yo r smrt, u wil not uze

spelchek

and meik muny many mistekz

so world is difrnt,

u agri?

Why Emily does not use spellcheque

Text © Raj Arumugam, June 2008; picture:bunringwell.org