Why Emily does not use spellcheque
Text © Raj Arumugam, June 2008; picture:bunringwell.org

I kannot spelz well
and Mr Ratz scolds me
dat I do not rite Indligsh;
but I sayz
my meaningz cleer;
and I don’t care to use spellzcheque
Tommy my elder broder syaz
at schoolz hiz teavher said:
chilren,
don’t use spelzchque
make miztakez so I kan kelp u
(az u can zee,
et home, I hav a very hepful broder)

alzo
I don’t use spelzchque
kos the people who put them togatheeer
are two konventional
laik konventioanl oven
and such peolple will mik
all the wolrd the same
but we, you and and me Emily
want the worldz to be diffenrnet
cos the wordl in rality
is neveer neveer thr same…
so yhou two,
if yo r smrt, u wil not uze
spelchek
and meik muny many mistekz
so world is difrnt,
u agri?

Why Emily does not use spellcheque
Text © Raj Arumugam, June 2008; picture:bunringwell.org
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heee....heeee....you're so funnny....Laaaaa aunty, I like you immeeelately!
La la la...he...heee....heee.....but aunty, soryy, this is my last day so I'm goeng....bye-bye...but I liek u like Baa and Mee and now Laaaa! .....heee.heeee....so i got new name? Emily-kutty? heee...heee....nice name....ta....
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Emily-kutty

Bhavna is Baaa? Then u can call me Laaaa!!
Laaaaaaaaaaa
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Emily picked up the right lesson from his brother.....teachers really need something to help children...
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Ms, me Emily write it alwayz...r u online now? heee..heee..
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is this a forward or u wrote it? but it sure was nice
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dear D Same path
mi & u on D same path!
me no spellz well, u alos; me kan danz, u alzo....same path, u & meee...hee.heee....
Sirz, 2morrow last post for me....thankz zir...will always lovz u Sir....
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1%! Hee hee hee...U not angry wit me....1% or 100%? .....heee..heee...
U alzo can't spell....so money peeple hear cant spalll....
BUt Mr rat did not punzih me - I punizh him! I screeeeeemmm wen he satz my spelling no goood! Isay my meeening iz KLEAR S KLASS!
But 1%, I must go...Tomorrow iz my last day, and I post Emily says goodbye and I will go...Sorry...but I alwayz love all of you at SUE-LAKE-Ka....
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womanslove aunty....
u smart woman like me mather......
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Deeer CaravanBpl
Sir? Ms? u live in desert sir?
Heee...heee..u alzo cant spall likz me! heee.heee....
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Sir poetBittersweet - Mr Rat not hear! It'z me - Emily! Mr Rat iz not funny -he veri srioz always skold me 4 spelling!
But u r funny! U write funny things! Mr Rat's jokez no one laughs!
Me also funny. Whne I kam India, my mommmy dad bring me 2 c u.
Sir, which circus r u in?
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